TINTINTS 1/15/2009

Heard in my house:

Baby Drofen: Fart....fart.....fart............fart...faaaaaaaaart.

Drofen: "What are you serving, carbonated breast milk?"

Mrs. Drofen: "Apparently."

TINTINTS 1/8/09

Overheard in my house:

Drofen: "Do you want me to change Baby Drofen?"

Wife, puzzled: "No...why? He doesn't need it?"

Drofen: "I thought I heard him filling his diaper."

Wife: "That was just a plane flying over the house landing at the airport."

Drofen: "...oh. My mistake."

TINTINTS 1/1/09

To the 2 y/o dressed like a ballerina:

"Take some of those off, 3 tu-tu's is two tu-tu's too many!"

(Try saying that outloud tu-tu times fast.

TINTINTS

"Oh thank goodness, it [poop] only got on the leather..."

Heard recently during a "code brown" in the car...

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