Sunday, May 10, 2009


I was studying for finals this afternoon at my Third Place when I decided to take a dinner break. As I was backing out of my parking space, another car entered the same row I was parked on. Apparently I was in the way or not moving quickly enough, because the driver began honking at me. When space allowed the car pulled up next me and I was soon getting the proverbial "what for". A few seconds of that, I just rolled my eyes at the very large and angry black woman behind the wheel and started to be on my way.

And that's when it happened.

Evidently my eye-rolling touched a nerve, because when I looked back over, the very large and angry black woman had pulled her very large and angry boobs out of her shirt and flopped them bare nippled out of her open window at me.

Frankly I wasn't quite sure how to take that, but it would seem she was satisfied with my reaction because she hauled them back in and sped away.

Still in shock, I texted my wife, "I just got flashed by a large and angry black woman."

She replied, "??? Flashed with what?"

"Her BOOBS!"

**long pause**

"Where are you?!"


  1. Oh wow. I have never thought of flashing as a form of displaying anger at strangers in public.

  2. LOL - I'm with the wife - WHERE exactly IS your third place? :)

    (Rhetorical question - it is your place.)

    As the wife of an officer - I hear a lot of these. Work in the ER much more and you may have lots more to tell... :)

  3. Haha, no, nothing like that. My Third Place is the local Barnes & Noble.

  4. wow. that's quite a way of showing her anger. and i would have asked exactly the same thing if i was your wife :) by the way, this template color is very very soothing.

  5. Freaking hilarious!!!!! LMAO...still laughing. Thanks for the afternoon giggle!!!! Love it!

  6. Some might call that lucky. Others, not so much. Wow. That's one for the books, hey?!?

  7. ummmmm, I think that woman has the reward/penalty part of her brain messed up.

  8. hm, thats awfully passive-agressive of her!!!