Sunday, February 1, 2009

Dear Mr. Continuously Ringing Cellphone,

I understand that I am in a public place, and even though I am studying, I should expect to be interrupted by many of the distractions going on around me. But even if I weren't currently studying, I would still find the following excruciatingly annoying:

1. A full 7 minutes of continuously ringing cell phone at full volume.

2. A ridiculously flamboyant ring tone.

3. Blank stare in return of pointed looks of annoyance by everyone else in Barnes & Noble.

Let me explain this to you as gently as I can. I have been studying urinary catheterization and feel fully qualified to take your cell phone and shove it directly through your penile meatus and deep into the average 8 inches of your male urethra. For your information that would be like a size 95 French. M'kay?

1 comment:

  1. The cell phone thing is annoying, but what annoys me the most about B&N is when people bring a HUGE stack of books from inside the store over to the cafe, then leave them all there! I dunno, but it makes me CAAARAAZEE!!