The successful parent can discern between a monkey-stuffed-banana monkey and a pile of dog crap, even in the dim light of an LED night light.
What is a monkey-stuffed-banana monkey you ask?
September 6
3 months ago
Oh *f&$k you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us f&$king lost!
Whew...I'm glad you included pictures. I dropped by when it was just the first line and left feeling like I must not be on the "successful parent" list.
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I'm sorta torn between "aww, isn't that cute!" and "alien pod giving birth...?"
I can see how the pile of monkeys could be confusing to the less than successful parent, however. Especially in dim lighting.
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Hehe, I thought that might be a little cryptic. When I wrote the post I searched for a picture on the web, and apparently we have the only monkey stuffed banana on the planet. So I finally broke down and took pictures of ours.
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