My wife's unit at work threw us a baby shower for Baby Drofen. It was mostly a diaper shower, and a few of her closer coworkers took a case or two of size 1 diapers, wrote graffiti on them with sharpies, and stuffed them into a basket for us. It was a really creative and fun gift.
Some of the things written on the diapers included, Warning: Toxic Waste, or P/U!, or Code Brown!, or Hold the Milk of Mag!, or This One's for You Daddy!
At our follow-up appointment on Friday with the pediatrician after our cardiologist appointment on Wednesday, the nurse of course asked us to strip him down to his diaper. As I'm taking off his onesie, I realize he's wearing one of the graffiti'd diapers...and I'm sure I turned beet red.
"Hung like a 5 y/o!"
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