A man knows he's become a parent when he can walk barefooted across the carpet, hit an unidentified cold wet spot, and not even flinch.
It's the warm wet spots that are worrisome.
September 6
3 months ago
Oh *f&$k you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us f&$king lost!
Too funny! Same goes for parents of dogs!!
ReplyDeleteAnd rabbits. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I can tell what she's been eating by how bad my room stinks, and what it smells like. (I'm really good at cleaning her cage so it rarely is that strong, and doesn't stay so for long, [promise :) I wouldn't lie about that, I'm the one who has to live with it! )