Oh *f&$k you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us f&$king lost!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
True Love...
...is standing in the personal hygiene aisle at Whole Foods while relaying the chlorine free maxi pad options to your wife via cell phone and body checking the hordes of other woman shoppers to keep from being crowded out...
The stories found in this blog are purely fictional with a liberal sprinkling of actual events. Similarity to real life is always intended and purely coincidental. All subjects are subject to change at any time. Any and all lawyer's names have been changed to confuse me, the writer, and to protect you, the reader. Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear so look both ways before peeing in the wind. Always hold hands when crossing your "T's" and dotting your eye protection is required. Read at your own risk, filling may be hot.
Now that's true love :)
ReplyDeleteyou really ought to make a little cartoon to go with that...so funny.
ReplyDeletethat truly is love and i second the call for a cartoon to accompany it.
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