Oh *f&$k you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us f&$king lost!
Friday, January 2, 2009
The Rite of Parenthood #3
When a potty training 2 y/o states, "I have to go potty," the successful parent understands that the window of opportunity is approximately 30 seconds and counting. This timeframe is dependent on location, and is in fact inversely related to the distance from an appropriate bathroom and the number of clothing layers on the bottom half of said 2 y/o.
The stories found in this blog are purely fictional with a liberal sprinkling of actual events. Similarity to real life is always intended and purely coincidental. All subjects are subject to change at any time. Any and all lawyer's names have been changed to confuse me, the writer, and to protect you, the reader. Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear so look both ways before peeing in the wind. Always hold hands when crossing your "T's" and dotting your eye protection is required. Read at your own risk, filling may be hot.