Oh *f&$k you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us f&$king lost!
Saturday, January 10, 2009
The Rite of Parenthood #4
The successful parent understands that carseat safety is an important issue. However, the successful parent is also aware that cinching down a son's carseat straps in the same manner as cinching down daughters' carseat straps may result in prolonged and high pitched crying.
The stories found in this blog are purely fictional with a liberal sprinkling of actual events. Similarity to real life is always intended and purely coincidental. All subjects are subject to change at any time. Any and all lawyer's names have been changed to confuse me, the writer, and to protect you, the reader. Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear so look both ways before peeing in the wind. Always hold hands when crossing your "T's" and dotting your eye protection is required. Read at your own risk, filling may be hot.