Oh *f&$k you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us f&$king lost!
Friday, January 23, 2009
The Rite of Parenthood #5
The successful parent understands primary colors and how mixing them may create new colors. For example, bright yellow breast-milk baby poop applied liberally to a light blue onesie creates a fabulously lime green stain...
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lime? I think it's more of an olive, actually.
ReplyDeleteHehe, one would think so, but the pale blue tones really bring out the lighter elements of the green... ;)
ReplyDeleteAH yes. Tis crucial for any parent.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds lovely. Do I sense an artist in the works?
ReplyDeleteAre those what they call the "baby colors"?
ReplyDelete:)