Friday, January 16, 2009

Sexual Tension

This post will probably only make sense to you parents out there. I've been aware of this issue for quite some time now, and I've done my best to keep quiet about it. But jeez, this elephant keeps getting pinker every time I watch this show with the 2 y/o, pretty much every Saturday and Sunday morning.

So this goes out to you Handy Manny, call Kelly up, bring her flowers and take her to dinner if you want. But holy smokes, get a hotel room and *^$& her already! M'kay? You'll both feel better and the rest of us won't have wallow in your repressed sexual tension.

Here's a pic of the cute couple. As you can see Handy Manny really has a hard, hat for Kelly...

On a side note, did you know that the Handy Manny's voice is done by none other than Wilmer Valderrama? You may know him better as....Fez, from That 70s Show. "Fez likes them big, Fez likes them small, Fez likes them all." Now that's just creepy.


  1. Geez, am I missing something not having small children around anymore or what!?

  2. OMGosh, I am cracking up! I guess Handy Manny isn't the only one with that tension, eh drofen?? You probably have oh 3 or 4 wks left? hee hee

  3. Hahaha. I can't say I've made that observation myself, but maybe you should write the network a letter. :P

    My nearly six year old brother loves to have his hand in his pants. Specifically in his underwear and on his penis. I always tell him to remove his hand when he is with other people (which is always). I do send the message in a way that causes little to no embarrassment, though he does show frustration and when asked why he has this habit, says "Because I want to!" I haven't seen it much in the past week or so, so maybe The Discovery of Self-Stimulation time is over. Unfortunately, the next thing for him might be Is It A Good Idea To Stick This In My Nose?, which he has already experimented with twice.

    Hahahaha, kids!!!

  4. LOL at Heather and a Andrea!

    Kirsten--I'm telling you, kid's TV is where it's at!